This was an idea I had while ignoring my journalism lectures about nine years ago. It’s painfully obvious how hard I was trying, not to mention how terrible the narrative is. I absolutely do not recommend reading this. Abandoned. 2,298 words.
Found this in an old documents folder I’ve been carrying from hard drive to hard drive for going on ten years. It’s dated 25 October 2011, which is probably accurate. I can’t stress enough that there is no point to reading this. Completed. 428 words.