total shit

[LUNAR SHEER]

This was an idea I had while ignoring my journalism lectures about nine years ago. It’s painfully obvious how hard I was trying, not to mention how terrible the narrative is. I absolutely do not recommend reading this. Abandoned. 2,298 words.

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[THE MOST BORING STORY EVER WRITTEN]

Found this in an old documents folder I’ve been carrying from hard drive to hard drive for going on ten years. It’s dated 25 October 2011, which is probably accurate. I can’t stress enough that there is no point to reading this. Completed. 428 words.

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